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Maya's got the stealth of a ninja and the timing of a stand-up comedian. Just when you think she's gone for good, she pops up in your life like, "Did you miss me?" No, Maya, but thanks for keeping me on my toes.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new sponge for the kitchen. Maya's got nothing on the magical cleaning powers of a fresh sponge. It's like, "Poof! There goes the mess!
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Ever notice how your to-do list is like Maya's RSVP? You keep waiting for it to show up, but deep down, you know it's just out there, having a good time without you.
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Trying to make plans with Maya is like trying to catch a shooting star – you see it for a moment, but it's gone before you can make a wish. Note to self: Wish for better planning skills.
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Maya should open a school because she's a master in the art of vanishing. I could use some lessons. "Step 1: Be here, Step 2: Poof! Step 3: Wait for confused text messages.
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Maya, the ultimate disappearing act. My internet connection is more stable than some of my friendships. I mean, at least when Maya ghosts me, I don't have to reset my router.
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Maya is the unsung hero of hide-and-seek. I've never met her, but she's winning at this game. I bet if you yell, "Ready or not, here I come!" she's probably already on her way out the back door.
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You ever notice how when someone says, "I'll call you right back," and you're just sitting there staring at your phone like it's a magic portal? It's like waiting for Maya to reveal the secrets of the universe, but all you get is a voicemail.
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Maya is like that sock that disappears in the laundry. One moment it's there, and the next, it's off having a solo adventure. Maybe they're both hanging out in some secret dimension, plotting their grand return.
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