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Introduction:In a galaxy where job interviews were as common as starships, Jax, an aspiring Jedi Jester, prepared for the most crucial interview of his life on the fourth of May. The Intergalactic Circus was seeking a performer with the perfect blend of comedic timing and Jedi finesse to entertain audiences
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Introduction:On the fourth of May, in the bustling city of Cosmoopolis, a peculiar duo, D4-R8 the droid and his human friend, Alex, embarked on an unintentional adventure. With a mission to buy some Star Wars memorabilia, they set off to the busiest marketplace in the galaxy, blissfully unaware of the
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Introduction:In a quaint intergalactic diner on the fourth of May, two aliens, Zog and Blip, were engrossed in a heated debate about the best way to eat their space spaghetti. The atmosphere was charged with anticipation, as today marked the unofficial "Star Wars Dining Day," a quirky celebration where foodies
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Introduction:On the fourth of May, in a galaxy not so far away, two roommates, Dirk and Dave, found themselves in an amusing predicament. Both huge Star Wars fans, they decided to celebrate May the Fourth with a movie marathon. Little did they know that their shared enthusiasm would lead to
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Hey, everybody! So, I got a note from my ghostwriter that just said "may the fourth." And I was like, are they reminding me to pay my rent on the fourth or something? But then it hit me, "May the Fourth Be with You" – the Star Wars day! You
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What do you call a Jedi who tells jokes? A Jest-I Knight on May the Fourth!
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Why did the Millennium Falcon break up with the Star Destroyer on May the Fourth? It needed space!
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What's Princess Leia's favorite toy on May the Fourth? Her Millennium Falconet!
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How does Wookiee like his steak cooked on May the Fourth? A little Chewie!
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Why did the Jedi always bring a ladder on May the Fourth? Because they wanted to reach the high ground!
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What do you call a bounty hunter who loves music? Boba Beats on May the Fourth!
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I asked Yoda if he wanted to celebrate May the Fourth with me. He said, 'Come, we must!
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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road on May the Fourth? To get to the Dark Side, of course!
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Why did the Ewok start a band on May the Fourth? Because he had the drums, the Force of Percussion!
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Why did Luke Skywalker refuse to fight on May the Fourth? He needed a day off from the war, a Force vacation!
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May the Fourth be with you! Unless you're a stormtrooper – then, it's just May the Fourth be somewhere near the target!
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Why don't Star Wars characters ever go to therapy on May the Fourth? Because the Force is with them!
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What do you call a group of musical Sith? The Dark Side Orchestra on May the Fourth!
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Why did the droid take a vacation on May the Fourth? It needed a byte of relaxation!
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May the Fourth be with you, and may your coffee be strong enough to awaken the Force in you!
The Droid Repair Technician
Fixing malfunctioning droids
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Repairing droids is the only job where you can legitimately say, "I'm fluent in robot, but I struggle with human communication.
The Stormtrooper
Trying to hit the target
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Being a Stormtrooper is like playing darts blindfolded – you're just hoping to hit something!
The Cantina Bartender
Dealing with diverse alien customers
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The Cantina is the only place where you can get into a heated argument with a Trandoshan over the last barstool and then buy him a drink five minutes later.
The Wookiee
Dealing with constant bad hair days
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Wookiee hair is like a never-ending Chewbacca sound – it just keeps growing and growing!
The Jedi Apprentice
Balancing the Force
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I asked Yoda for relationship advice. He said, "Difficult to see. Always in motion is the friend zone.
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May the Fourth – the day I realized my smartphone's autocorrect has a dark side. I sent my boss a message saying, 'I'll be in late, may the forks be with you.' Now I'm the guy who brings plastic utensils to the office.
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May the Fourth is like the unofficial Star Wars holiday. I celebrated by binge-watching all the movies. My neighbors thought I was having a lightsaber duel in my living room, but no, I was just trying to assemble IKEA furniture.
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May the Fourth – the day my alarm clock decided to wake me up with a lightsaber sound effect. Nothing says 'Good morning' like thinking you're being attacked by a Jedi before your first cup of coffee.
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May the Fourth be with you – the day I realized my lightsaber is just a flashlight with delusions of grandeur.
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May the Fourth be with you, they say. I decided to test that theory at work. Turns out, HR doesn't appreciate it when you try to Jedi mind trick your way into a longer lunch break.
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May the Fourth – the day Star Wars fans celebrate. I decided to join the festivities by walking into a bar and saying, 'I find your lack of happy hour specials disturbing.'
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May the Fourth – the day I found out my cat is a Sith Lord. She knocked a glass off the table with the power of the Dark Side and then gave me that 'What are you going to do about it?' look.
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May the Fourth is the day I tried to teach my grandma about Star Wars. She thought Darth Vader was a new flavor of prune juice. May the Fiber be with you, Grandma.
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May the Fourth be with you, they say. Well, I tried using that line on my landlord when I was late with the rent. Turns out, the Force doesn't cover late fees!
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May the Fourth – the day Star Wars fans show their love. I decided to impress my date by speaking Wookiee. Let's just say, Chewbacca might have a better chance at getting a second date than I do.
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On "May the Fourth," I attempted to reenact iconic Star Wars scenes with my pet cat. Turns out, cats don't respond well to lightsabers, and Chewbacca impressions just confuse them.
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May the Fourth" is when I convince myself I can conquer the day like a Jedi, but by 4 p.m., I'm just happy if I can avoid tripping over my own feet. May the coordination be with me!
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May the Fourth" is the day I attempt to organize my life like a Jedi organizes their lightsaber collection. Turns out, my socks don't have a designated spot in the Force.
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On "May the Fourth," I tried to use the Force to find my TV remote. Turns out, it was just stuck between the cushions all along. The Force isn't strong with my sofa.
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May the Fourth be with you? More like may the coffee be with me on May 4th because adulting requires a caffeinated Force to function.
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You know you're an adult when "May the Fourth" is less about Star Wars and more about remembering to pay your rent on the fourth of every month. May the rent be with you!
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May the Fourth" is like the Jedi mind trick for parents. You try to convince your kids to do their chores, saying, "These are the tasks you're looking for." Spoiler alert: It rarely works.
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May the Fourth" is the day I try to impress my friends with my Star Wars knowledge. Little do they know, my expertise is limited to quoting Yoda when trying to assemble IKEA furniture.
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May the Fourth is the day I spend an hour contemplating whether I'm more of a Han Solo or a Princess Leia in my relationship. Spoiler: I'm usually just the C-3PO, providing unnecessary commentary.
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