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Maya tried to be a magician but got frustrated when her disappearing act just wasn't up to par. She vanished in disappointment!
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Maya tried to make a fruit salad, but the banana couldn't find its appeal. It split!
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Maya tried to make a belt out of watches. She soon realized it was a waist of time!
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Maya and her friends started a band called 'The Fourier Transformations.' They're always changing their tune!
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Maya wanted to be a baker, but every time she tried to make bread, it was just a 'loaf'-affair!
Maya's Time Machine Phone
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Maya's phone is like a time machine. She sends texts, and I receive them in a different era. I got one yesterday that said, What are you doing right now? I replied, Well, I was conquering kingdoms in medieval times, but now I'm texting you back. Time travel is exhausting!
Maya's Cooking Adventures
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Maya invited me over for dinner, and she said, I'm experimenting in the kitchen. I walked in, and there were smoke detectors cheering me on. I asked, Maya, is this a cooking experiment or a smoke signal for help? Turns out, she's the only person who can make a salad look like a fire hazard.
Maya's Birthday Calendar
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Maya has this amazing ability to remember everyone's birthday. I asked her, How do you do it? She said, Simple, I forget them all and then remember at the last minute. I'm just waiting for my birthday surprise in December. She'll probably wish me 'Happy New Year' in July.
Maya's Pet Naming Skills
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Maya got a new pet goldfish and asked me to help name it. I suggested something cool like Bubbles or Goldie. She named it Fishy McFishface. I guess Maya missed the memo about not letting your toddler name your pets. Now I'm just waiting for her to adopt a dog and call it Woofy McWoofface.
Maya's GPS Confusion
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Maya and I decided to go on a road trip. I handed her the GPS and said, Let's trust technology. Ten hours later, we were in a cornfield. I asked, Maya, is this the scenic route or the lost route? She replied, I don't know; the GPS just said 'Turn right,' so I did!
Maya's Fitness Routine
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Maya told me she's into fitness, so I joined her for a workout. She said, Let's start with something light. We ended up lifting what felt like the combined weight of all the grocery bags in the universe. I said, Maya, are we getting fit or auditioning for a superhero movie?
Maya and the Lost Art of RSVP
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I got an invitation from Maya the other day, and it said, RSVP ASAP. I replied, Sure, I'll be there, ASAP! Now, I'm sitting at a party three days early, and Maya's nowhere in sight. Turns out, her definition of ASAP is As Slow As Possible. I'm just here practicing my patience and party tricks.
Maya, the Mystery Decoder
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You ever notice how life is like one big mystery? I mean, I recently met someone named Maya, and I feel like she's the human version of a secret code. I spend more time decoding her messages than I do watching crime shows. It's like, Is she sending me a love signal or just buffering?
Maya's Weather Forecast
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Maya loves checking the weather forecast. She told me, Tomorrow is going to be hot! I stepped outside with sunscreen, sunglasses, and a beach towel. It was so cold; even the polar bears were wearing sweaters. I said, Maya, are you sure you didn't check the weather on Mars?
Maya's Superpower: Finding Lost Things
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Maya claims she has a superpower – finding lost things. I tested her by hiding my keys. She searched for hours and finally said, I give up. The keys were in her hand the whole time. I guess her superpower is more like a scavenger hunt for things she's already holding.
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