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Why did Iron Man apply for a job at the bakery? Because he wanted to make some rolls of steel!
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Why did the Hulk start a gardening business? Because he's incredible with his green thumb!
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What did Ant-Man say to the Avengers when they asked for his input? I'll give it a small thought!
Avengers' Potluck Party
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Ever wonder what an Avengers potluck would be like? Thor brings Asgardian mead, Tony Stark brings high-tech gadgets, and Hulk brings... well, nobody asked Hulk to bring anything. Hulk, did you bring a dish? And he's like, Hulk brought Hulk. Hulk is the dish. Awkward potluck moment.
The Fantastic Four's Group Therapy
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The Fantastic Four, a family of superheroes, must have some intense group therapy sessions. Reed, stop stretching the truth. Sue, stop turning invisible when things get tough. Johnny, we get it, you're hot. And Ben, just embrace the rock-solid foundation of our friendship.
Spider-Man's Dilemma
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Spider-Man has the ultimate struggle: he can climb walls, swing between buildings, but he can't find a date. Imagine trying to impress someone by inviting them to your web. Hey, want to come over and hang out in my sticky living room? Not the best pickup line.
Black Widow's Super Spy Skills
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Black Widow is the ultimate super spy. She can infiltrate anywhere, gather intel, but you know she's terrible at keeping secrets in her personal life. Hey Natasha, did you hear about Tony Stark's new invention? And she's like, Oh, you mean the one he's been working on in his basement while wearing Iron Man pajamas?
Captain America's Lost Shield
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Captain America's shield is made of vibranium, the strongest metal on Earth. But you know he must have those moments where he misplaces it. Has anyone seen my shield? I can't find it anywhere. Oh, there it is, holding open the door for the Avengers.
Marvel Superhero Mix-up
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You ever notice how in the Marvel universe, superheroes have the most confusing job titles? I mean, Iron Man doesn't do laundry, and Thor, well, he's probably terrible at hammering nails. Imagine calling Thor to fix your kitchen cabinet. Yeah, Thor, just a little too much thunder on that last swing, buddy.
The Hulk's Anger Management Issues
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The Hulk has serious anger management problems. I mean, who wouldn't if you turned into a giant green rage monster every time you got a little upset? Imagine the Hulk in therapy: Doc, you won't like me when I'm angry. Actually, nobody likes me when I'm angry. Can we work on that?
Doctor Strange's Yelp Reviews
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Doctor Strange has the ability to see countless alternate realities, but I bet even he struggles with decisions. Should I get Indian or Chinese tonight? Let me just check the multiverse real quick. Oh great, now I'm craving interdimensional sushi.
Ant-Man's Everyday Problems
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Ant-Man can shrink down to the size of an ant, which is cool, but can you imagine the daily struggles? Honey, have you seen the TV remote? And he's like, Yeah, it's in the living room, next to the dust bunny the size of a Volkswagen.
Hawkeye's Real Talent
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Hawkeye is the Avengers' archer, right? But have you ever thought about how that would play out in real life? Hey, Hawkeye, we need you to hit that target over there. And he's like, Sure, but can I use my special arrows? Explosive, homing, or the one with a tiny party hat?
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