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I met a man with no arms at the gym. He was bench-pressing with his legs, and I was struggling with the lightest dumbbells. I asked him for some workout tips, and he said, "Step one: don't skip arm day." Well played, sir. Well played.
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So, a man with no arms walks into a restaurant. The waiter says, "Do you need a hand?" And the man replies, "No, but I'll take a footlong sandwich, please." Talk about a guy who knows how to handle puns with style.
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I invited a man with no arms to a rock-paper-scissors tournament. He brought a whole new level to the game – rock, paper, scissors, toes. Needless to say, he left everyone else feeling a bit "handicapped" in the competition.
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I was behind a man with no arms in the grocery store checkout line. He was expertly maneuvering his items onto the conveyor belt with his feet. Meanwhile, I struggle to do that with my hands. I thought I was good at multitasking until I saw this guy – he puts the "foot" in efficiency.
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I asked a man with no arms if he ever tried boxing. He said, "Nah, I'm more into kickboxing." Well, played my friend, well played. I can barely throw a punch with my hands, and he's out there mastering the art of the foot jab.
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So, I saw a man with no arms the other day. Now, I've got to hand it to him; he really knows how to give a good high-five with his foot. I tried to compete with my regular high-five, but let's just say he kicked my butt in that department.
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Saw a man with no arms riding a bike the other day. I can barely ride with my hands, and this guy's pedaling through life like he's training for the Tour de Feet-rance. I tried giving him a thumbs up, but he just flashed me a big toe – I guess that's the universal cyclist salute.
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I was at a party with a man who had no arms, and he was killing it on the dance floor. I was over in the corner, struggling to find the beat, and he's out there breaking it down with the ultimate legwork. I guess you could say he's got some fancy footloose moves.
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You ever notice how a man with no arms is like the ultimate hide-and-seek champion? I mean, seriously, good luck tagging him – he's got legs for days and a ninja-like ability to disappear behind the furniture. I'm convinced he's the reigning champion of the limbless league.
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You ever see a man with no arms try to use a smartphone? It's like watching a magic show. He's tapping and swiping with his toes, and I'm over here struggling to type with my fingers. He's got me rethinking my life choices – maybe I should've taken up toe-typing lessons instead of piano.
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