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What did the man with no arms say when he won the lottery? 'I'm feeling so handsomely rewarded!
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I saw a man with no arms trying to juggle. It was quite an armless entertainment!
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What did the man with no arms say when he couldn't find his keys? 'I guess I'm a bit disarmed!
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Why did the man with no arms apply for a job at the bakery? Because he wanted to knead the dough!
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Why did the man with no arms become a gardener? Because he had green thumbs !
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Why did the man with no arms become a comedian? Because he had a knack for delivering punchlines with his feet!
High-Five Specialist
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I bumped into this dude with no arms at a party. He was giving out high-fives... in spirit. I gotta say, he's the best air high-five specialist I've ever met. His high-fives are like those rare Pokémon—you'll never actually catch one.
The Inventor
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You know, there's a man with no arms who claims to be an inventor. He says he's working on a hands-free phone... which is basically just a speakerphone with a really dramatic backstory.
The Hug Enthusiast
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I met this guy with no arms who's a big fan of hugs. He's like a walking paradox—always reaching out for a hug but never actually reaching. I'm telling you, his hugs are the ultimate exercise in imagination.
Armless Chef
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I heard about this chef who has no arms. He's got his own cooking show, but it's more like a magic show. Every time he makes a dish disappear, it's because he can't hold onto it in the first place. Now you see the spatula, now you don't!
The Selfie Expert
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So, I ran into this dude without arms trying to take a selfie. He's got this whole technique down—it's all about the chin angles. The struggle is real when your arms can't do the classic selfie stretch!
The Handyman
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You ever meet that guy with no arms who's always bragging about being a handyman? Yeah, he's got this toolkit that's just a fanny pack full of duct tape. I asked him how he fixes stuff, and he said, I'm all about that 'no-hands-on' approach!
Jazz Pianist
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I heard about this musician with no arms who plays jazz piano. It's mesmerizing to watch—he's like a magician casting spells with his toes. But I gotta admit, his rendition of 'Chopsticks' is on a whole other level.
The Mime Master
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I saw this armless guy miming walking down an invisible staircase. Honestly, I couldn't tell if he was rehearsing for a performance or if he was just really into fitness routines that only exist in his mind.
Rock, Paper, Scissors Pro
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I challenged this guy with no arms to a game of rock, paper, scissors. Let's just say it was the most intense staring contest I've ever had. I'm pretty sure he was throwing 'rock' with his eyes.
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