6 Jokes About Losing Weight

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Updated on: Dec 26 2024

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!

I told my wife she should start a diet. She said, 'I already did. It's called eating healthier, and it's boring!

I told my friend I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!

I've been trying to lose weight for years, but it keeps finding me!

What do you call someone who lost a lot of weight? An ex-pounder!

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!

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