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The Skeptic of Fad Diets
Doubting the effectiveness of trendy diets
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I considered the grapefruit diet, but then I realized the only way I'll lose weight with that is if I throw the grapefruit at someone who's trying to feed me another diet plan.
The Yo-Yo Dieter
Balancing between dieting and indulging
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I bought a scale that gives compliments instead of displaying your weight. Now, every morning, I step on it, and it says, "Looking good! Now step off before you break me.
The Overly Enthusiastic Gym Goer
Trying to impress everyone at the gym
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I asked the trainer for a workout that helps in losing weight quickly. He looked at me and said, "Try the one where you lift your wallet to pay for the personal trainer.
The Social Media Fitness Guru
Maintaining the perfect online fitness image
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I added "fitness enthusiast" to my bio. Now, every time I walk past a mirror, I flex and say, "You're looking at a masterpiece in progress." Progress towards ordering more takeout, maybe.
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