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Why did Little Billy bring a backpack full of batteries to class? Because he wanted to pass the test!
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Why did Little Billy bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
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Little Billy told me he could make a belt out of watches. I told him that's a waist of time!
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Why did Little Billy bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did Little Billy take a ladder to the zoo? Because he wanted to see the giraffe's high-five!
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Why did Little Billy bring a pencil to the bakery? He wanted to draw a pastry!
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Why did Little Billy bring a shovel to school? Because he wanted to dig for knowledge!
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Why did Little Billy bring a mirror to the restaurant? Because he wanted to see the chef's special!
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Why did Little Billy become a gardener? Because he wanted to make his potatoes 'underground famous'!
Little Billy's Science Project
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I heard little Billy's science project is all about plants. He's growing them at home, but when I asked him how he's doing, he said, Well, they're not growing as fast as my impatience. Well, kid, welcome to the world of botany.
Little Billy's Wisdom
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So, little Billy came up to me and said, Why did the chicken cross the road? I thought, Great, he's starting with the classics. But then he goes, To show the armadillo that it could be done. That's some next-level fowl philosophy right there.
Little Billy's Sports Passion
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Little Billy joined the soccer team. I asked him how it's going. He said, I'm the goalie. I said, That's awesome! He goes, Yeah, I figured if I stand still, I won't have to run. Genius, right?
Little Billy's Fashion Sense
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I saw little Billy with mismatched socks. I said, Kid, you know your socks don't match? He goes, Yeah, I know. It's my way of rebelling against the laundry machine. I'm socking it to the system!
Little Billy's Big Dreams
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You know, I met this kid, little Billy. He's got these dreams, you know, dreams bigger than his backpack. He told me he wants to be an astronaut. I said, Kid, aim for the stars, but maybe start with tying your shoelaces first.
Little Billy's Math Woes
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Little Billy's struggling with math. I said, Kid, I can help you with that. He goes, No, it's not the numbers, it's the alphabet they sneak in there. I signed up for math, not alphabet soup!
Little Billy's Pet Fish
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Little Billy got a pet fish. He named it Swimmy McSwimface. Creative, right? I asked him how it's going. He said, Well, Swimmy McSwimface is having an identity crisis. Thinks it's a submarine, keeps diving to the bottom.
Little Billy's Career Goals
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So, little Billy told me he wants to be a chef. I thought, Great, we need more chefs. Then he said, I want to specialize in microwave cuisine. Well, at least he's embracing the modern kitchen, right?
Little Billy's Technology Savvy
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Little Billy's more tech-savvy than me. I asked him for help with my computer, and he said, Have you tried turning it off and on again? I thought I was dealing with a prodigy until he added, That's what my grandpa does with the TV.
Little Billy's Social Skills
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Little Billy's got a way with people. He told me, I have a lot of friends, you know. I said, That's great! Quality over quantity. He goes, Yeah, I have a lot of imaginary friends. They never argue. Well, except for Bob. He's quite opinionated.
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