5 Jokes For Little Billy

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 12 2024

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The Babysitter

Little Billy's bedtime resistance
I asked Little Billy if he knew the importance of sleep. He said, "Yeah, it's the time when the monsters under my bed have their staff meetings.

The Teacher

Little Billy's curious questions
I overheard the teacher telling Little Billy, "There's no such thing as a stupid question." Little Billy took it as a challenge and asked, "What's the square root of a negative pizza?

The Pet

Little Billy's attempt at training the family pet
I told Little Billy, "Pets are a big responsibility." Now he insists that the hamster is his co-pilot in the responsibility spaceship.

The Friend

Little Billy's wild imagination
Little Billy thinks he has a superpower: the ability to make vegetables disappear instantly... into the trash can when no one is looking.

The Parent

Little Billy's picky eating habits
I told Little Billy, "You are what you eat." Now he insists on being called "Ice Cream with a Side of Gummy Bears.

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