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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of living within limits!
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Why did the chicken join a band? It wanted to lay down some eggs-traordinary beats with limitless clucks!
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Why did the balloon break up with helium? It wanted a relationship with limitless possibilities!
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Why did the computer programmer break up with infinity? It couldn't commit.
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Why did the scarecrow become a motivational speaker? He had a limitless supply of corny jokes!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including limitless excuses!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing without limits!
My Limitless Diet
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So, I decided to embrace the limitless lifestyle. Started a limitless diet – which, in my case, means I eat everything in sight. My fridge is the only place where my potential isn't wasted.
Unleashing My Limitless Power
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I bought this energy drink the other day that promised to make me limitless. Now I can't sit still for more than five minutes. Turns out, being limitless also means having the attention span of a goldfish on caffeine.
Limitless Dreams, Limited Talent
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I had a dream the other night that I was a limitless rockstar. Woke up and realized my musical talent is as limitless as a mute goldfish. The only thing I can play is air guitar, and even that's questionable.
The Limitless Conundrum
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You ever feel like your potential is limitless? Yeah, well, my potential is so limitless, I once spent an hour deciding what to watch on Netflix. Ended up watching the loading screen – that's the peak of my limitless achievements.
Limitless Social Awkwardness
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I tried using that limitless mindset in social situations. Now I'm the guy at parties with limitless small talk topics. You wanna discuss the intricacies of shoelace manufacturing? I got you covered.
Limitless Wisdom, Limited Common Sense
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I read this book on unlocking limitless wisdom. Now I know the square root of pi and the mating habits of honey badgers, but ask me to change a flat tire, and suddenly my wisdom has its limits.
Limitless Patience
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They say patience is a virtue. Well, my patience is so limitless; I once waited 30 minutes for a microwave burrito. I could've cooked a gourmet meal in that time, but hey, who needs culinary delights when you can have a lukewarm burrito?
Limitless Laziness
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People say you can achieve anything if you set your mind to it, but my mind decided to set itself to a limitless state of procrastination. I'm not lazy; I'm just experiencing a perpetual Limitless Chill Mode.
Limitless Dating Woes
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I tried applying the limitless concept to my dating life. Turns out, my potential for awkward moments is truly limitless. I can turn a simple handshake into a dance of confusion that even the salsa champions would envy.
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