5 Jokes For Limitless

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 01 2025

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The Sleep-Deprived Parent

Balancing Parenthood and Sanity
I thought "sleeping like a baby" meant peacefully. Turns out, it means waking up every two hours crying and wondering why you're wet.

The Amateur Chef

When Your Culinary Skills Are a Recipe for Disaster
I bought a cookbook that said, "Beginner's Guide to Cooking." It should have come with a sequel titled, "Advanced Techniques: Ordering In.

The Tech Guru

When Your Smart Home Gets Too Smart
My smartwatch told me to take a deep breath because my stress levels were high. I was stressed because I couldn't figure out how to turn off the deep breath notifications.

The Office Drone

Navigating the Sea of Mundane Meetings
I set my email password to "incorrect" so that every time I forget, it reminds me, "Your password is incorrect." Thanks, past self, for looking out for me.

The Fitness Freak

When Cheat Day Turns Into Cheat Week
I joined a gym to lose weight. But, between you and me, I'm just paying to use their nice showers. I call it my "hydration and cleanliness subscription.

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