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Online shopping promises a limitless selection. But let's be real, after scrolling for an hour, I end up buying the same black t-shirt I already have in three different sizes.
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Have you ever been to an all-you-can-eat buffet? The only thing limitless there is my regret when I realize my eyes were way too ambitious compared to my stomach.
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They say laughter is limitless, but have you tried telling a joke to a group of people who just had their morning coffee? It's like performing at a library during finals week.
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In a "limitless" world, we still have traffic jams. I mean, if my potential is limitless, why am I stuck behind a guy who thinks his blinker is optional?
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We live in an age of limitless information, thanks to the internet. Yet, after a day of googling, I still can't figure out why my cat gives me that judgmental stare.
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In a limitless world, I thought my tolerance for dad jokes would be higher. But here I am, groaning at puns like they just invented humor.
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They say the sky's the limit, but have you ever tried reaching for the last bag of chips on the top shelf? Suddenly, the sky seems like a piece of cake compared to the acrobatics required.
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They say time is limitless, but tell that to the microwave when I'm waiting for my popcorn. Three minutes feels like an eternity when you can't wait to binge-watch your favorite show.
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You ever notice how they advertise energy drinks as "limitless energy"? I tried one, and the only thing that became limitless was my ability to stare at the ceiling at 3 AM, contemplating life choices.
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