8+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For lightning mcqueen

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Why did Lightning McQueen join a band? He wanted to 'rev' up the music!

Why was Lightning McQueen always confident? Because he had 'drive'!

Why did Lightning McQueen go to school? To get a little 'traction' on learning!

What do you call Lightning McQueen's autobiography? 'The Speedy Chronicles'!

Why did Lightning McQueen go to the gym? To 'race' to fitness!

How does Lightning McQueen stay cool during a race? He uses his 'air' conditioning!

Why did Lightning McQueen get a ticket? He was 'speeding' up the road!

Why did Lightning McQueen go to the bar? To get a little 'fuel' for the race!

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