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You ever notice how Lightning McQueen from Cars is like that one friend who's always revving up the conversation but never actually goes anywhere? "Kachow!" Dude, we've been sitting here for hours; we're not racing to the fridge!
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Lightning McQueen is the only car who can brag about having "racing stripes" and not be talking about a laundry mishap. My car has stains that could tell a whole story, but it's definitely not a story about speed.
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Lightning McQueen's motto is "Speed. I am speed." Well, my motto is more like, "Moderation. I am moderation." I'm not in a hurry; I'm just trying not to spill my coffee on the way to work.
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Lightning McQueen says, "I eat losers for breakfast." Well, Lightning, I eat cereal for breakfast, and the only thing I'm beating is my personal record for how quickly I can finish a bowl.
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Have you ever tried to parallel park with the confidence of Lightning McQueen? "Watch and learn, folks!" It's like a high-speed ballet, except my ballet involves a lot of back-and-forth, sweating, and occasional honking.
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Lightning McQueen and I have something in common. We both make the same sound effect when we get out of bed in the morning: "Ka-creeeak!" Except, he probably does it with a lot more horsepower.
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Lightning McQueen's catchphrase is "Kachow!" If I tried to make my car say something cool when I started it, it would probably just go, "Ugh, not again," and stall.
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Lightning McQueen is the only car I know that talks more about speed than my GPS when I'm running late. "Turn right ahead." Yeah, right into a pit stop, Lightning, I'm not in the Daytona 500!
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Lightning McQueen must be really good at small talk. I mean, he's got that whole "kachow" thing going for him. I tried to spice up my conversations with sound effects once, but it turns out people don't appreciate a well-timed "boing" during serious discussions.
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