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Lightning McQueen's GPS
Lightning McQueen's GPS giving him questionable directions
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Lightning McQueen asked his GPS for the fastest route. The GPS replied, "Turn right at the next intersection, then accelerate to kachow speed. Disclaimer: Speeding tickets are not covered under warranty.
Lightning McQueen's Job Interview
Lightning McQueen applying for a non-racing job
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Lightning McQueen applied for a desk job. The interviewer said, "We noticed a gap in your employment history between 'Cars' and 'Cars 3.' Can you explain?" McQueen replied, "I was on a sabbatical, recharging my batteries, you know?
Lightning McQueen at the Drive-Thru
Lightning McQueen struggling with ordering at a drive-thru
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Lightning McQueen got stuck at the drive-thru speaker. He revved his engine, thinking it would help. The cashier said, "Sir, this is McDonald's, not a drag race. Please place your order.
Lightning McQueen's Love Life
Lightning McQueen navigating the challenges of dating
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Lightning McQueen tried online dating but got banned. Apparently, "Vroom-vroom into my heart" is not an acceptable opening line. Who knew?
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