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Why did Liam Neeson become a chef? Because he wanted to 'serve and protect' the flavor.
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Why did Liam Neeson open a shoe store? He wanted to find the perfect 'sole' mate.
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Why did Liam Neeson become a gardener? Because he has a particular set of stems and leaves.
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I asked Liam Neeson if he likes seafood. He said, 'I'm more of a sea-taken person.
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I asked Liam Neeson to tell me a joke. He said, 'I have a very particular set of .
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Why did Liam Neeson bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
Liam Neeson's Yoga Class
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I joined Liam Neeson's yoga class. It's called Taken to the Mat. The only pose is the I will stretch you, and I will relax you.
Liam Neeson's Stand-Up Comedy
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I saw Liam Neeson try stand-up comedy. His opening line was, I have a joke. I will tell it. And if you don't laugh, I will find you, and I will make you laugh.
Liam Neeson's Voicemail Fury
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You know you're in trouble when you call Liam Neeson, and instead of leaving a voicemail, he just says, I will find you, and I will leave you a message.
Liam Neeson's Dating Advice
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I asked Liam Neeson for dating advice, and he said, If someone ghosts you, just remember, I have a particular set of skills... like swiping left on Tinder.
Liam Neeson's Karaoke Night
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I sang karaoke with Liam Neeson. He picked I Will Survive. Not because he likes the song, but because it's a message to the audience: I will sing. I will hit the high notes. And if you boo, I will find you, and I will sing louder.
Liam Neeson's Haunted House
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Liam Neeson opened a haunted house. You walk in, and he whispers, I will scare you. I will haunt you. And if you don't scream, I will find you, and I will jump out again.
Liam Neeson's Cooking Show
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Liam Neeson's cooking show is intense. Every episode starts with him saying, I have a recipe. I will cook it. And if you don't like it, I will find you, and I will force-feed you.
Liam Neeson's GPS
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I let Liam Neeson borrow my GPS once. Now, every time I miss a turn, it says, I will reroute, and I will make you turn around.
Liam Neeson's Texting Etiquette
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Liam Neeson doesn't believe in emojis. When you text him, he replies with, I have words. I will text them. And if you don't understand, I will find you, and I will explain.
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