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If Liam Neeson were a therapist, the session would start with, "Tell me your problems. I will listen. And I will offer guidance. But remember, therapy is not a game.
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Imagine Liam Neeson in a romantic comedy: "I don't know who you are, and I don't know what love is, but I will find it, and I will make you my valentine.
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Liam Neeson at a job interview: "I have a particular set of skills that make me perfect for this position. If you hire me, that will be the end of it. If you don't, I will look for another job, and I will get it.
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Liam Neeson must be the only person who, when someone says, "I have a particular set of skills," everyone's first thought is not, "Oh, what a great resume," but "Uh-oh, better not mess with this guy!
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Liam Neeson ordering fast food is a cinematic experience. "I'd like a burger, medium rare. If you don't have it ready in 10 minutes, I will find you, and I will cook it myself.
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You ever notice how Liam Neeson can make a phone call sound like the most intense action sequence? "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But I will find you, and I will call you back!
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Liam Neeson's GPS doesn't say, "Turn left in 500 feet." It says, "Turn left, or face the consequences.
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Liam Neeson's bedtime stories for his kids are like, "Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. I didn't know them. I didn't care about them. But then they built houses, and I had to intervene.
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Liam Neeson's alarm clock doesn't have a snooze button. It has a "Wake up now or face the consequences" button.
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