7 Jokes For Lean Beef

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Updated on: Jul 12 2024

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Why did the lean beef break up with the hamburger? It couldn't 'meat' its expectations!
Why don't cows ever win at poker? Because they always steer away from the 'veal' hand!
I tried making a pun about lean beef, but it was a rare medium. Just couldn't get it 'well done'!
Why don't cows ever have money? Because farmers milk them dry!
Why did the beef blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why was the lean beef such a good detective? It had great 'sirloin' vision!
Why did the beef get an award? Because it was 'outstanding' in its field!

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