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You ever think that maybe "lean beef" is just the cow version of a celebrity endorsement deal? "Eat me, and you might just look this fabulous.
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Lean beef" sounds like a fitness influencer among cows. I bet it's giving motivational moos every morning: "Get up, Daisy! It's time for your morning jog around the pasture!
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When I hear "lean beef," I imagine a cow in spandex, checking itself out in a pasture mirror, saying, "Do these spots make me look fat?
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When I hear "lean beef," I picture a cow doing yoga, trying to achieve the perfect moo-ditation pose.
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Is it just me, or does "lean beef" sound like the name of a hipster cow, sporting skinny jeans and a gluten-free diet?
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You ever notice how they call it "lean beef"? Like, is the cow hitting the gym or something? Maybe it's doing some CrossFit, lifting weights between grazing sessions?
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When they say "lean beef," I can't help but think it's the cow's attempt to get into the organic, farm-to-table, gluten-free, non-GMO, vegan-friendly lifestyle. Next thing you know, it'll be sipping on almond milk lattes.
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Lean beef" feels like the cow version of a New Year's resolution. "This year, I'm cutting down on the hay and hitting the greens.
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They say "lean beef" like it's some kind of beef on a diet. Is it counting calories? Is there a tiny Fitbit on its hoof?
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