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The Tech-Challenged Speaker
Dealing with technical difficulties during an LDS talk
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The guy in charge of the projector during my LDS talk was so bad; he accidentally started a presentation on 'How to Make Jello.' I thought, 'Well, this is a sweet spiritual lesson.'
The Amateur Theologian
Trying to sound profound without a theology degree
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The amateur theologian is like a chef using big words in the kitchen. 'Tonight's dish is eschatological linguine with a hermeneutic reduction. Bon appétit, sinners.'
The Unprepared Speaker
Navigating the pressure of giving an impromptu LDS talk
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I realized giving an unprepared LDS talk is a lot like doing stand-up comedy in a library. It's quiet, awkward, and you're praying for a laugh track.
The Overachiever
When your LDS talk becomes a resume of good deeds
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The overachiever in the congregation is like the overeager kid at show-and-tell. 'Look, I brought my charity work, a pie chart of my volunteer hours, and a diorama of me feeding the homeless.'
The Sleepy Congregant
Trying to stay awake during long and monotone LDS talks
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I fell asleep during an LDS talk once, and when I woke up, they were passing around the sacrament. I thought I'd entered a spiritual slumber party. 'Did I miss the prayers? Anyone need a ghost whisperer?'
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