7 Jokes For Lazy

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Updated on: Apr 27 2025

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Why don't lazy people ever get mad? Because they always have too much chill.
Lazy people are excellent at multitasking. They can do nothing while thinking about doing nothing.
My lazy friend and I started a band. We have a gig next month. It's a nap.
I asked my lazy friend if he wanted to join a marathon. He said, 'Is there a prize for last place?
I told my lazy friend he should start exercising. He said, 'I'm already on a 20-year diet. It's called avoidance.
Why did the lazy student bring a ladder to school? Because they heard it was high school!
I asked a lazy person to water my plants. They said, 'Is ice okay?

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