7 Jokes For Lazy

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Updated on: Apr 27 2025

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I was going to tell you a joke about laziness, but never mind, too much effort.
I asked my lazy friend to make me a sandwich. He said, 'You're in the kitchen, right? Do it yourself.
I told my lazy computer I needed a break, and it replied, 'Great, I'm on a permanent vacation.
I told my lazy friend he should embrace his mistakes. He said, 'I already have. They're all on the couch.
Lazy people don't go camping because sitting around the fire is too much activity.
I asked a lazy friend to help me move, and he said, 'Sure, just call me if there's heavy lifting... or any lifting at all, really.
I'm not lazy; I'm in energy-saving mode.

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