5 Jokes For Lannister

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 01 2025

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Lannister Family Game Night

Monopoly and Power Struggles
The game got intense when Cersei accused everyone of cheating. She said, "In this family, we don't play fair; we play to win the game of thrones.

Lannister Family Vacation

Selecting the Ideal Vacation Spot
Cersei vetoed all suggestions, saying, "I can't vacation anywhere with a democracy. I need a place where my word is law and my wine glass is never empty.

Lannister Family Therapy Session

Discussing Family Inheritance
The therapist suggested Cersei try empathy. She said, "I tried walking in someone else's shoes, but they weren't as stylish as mine, so I went back to my own.

Lannister Sibling Spa Day

Fighting Over the Iron Throne Massage Chair
Cersei, annoyed, said, "I don't need a massage chair; I've got a kingdom to rule." Tyrion whispered, "You're also missing a hand, which makes massages a challenge.

The Unofficial Lannister Family Reunion

Trying to Split the Bill
They say a Lannister always pays his debts, but apparently, they also expect you to pay your own dessert.

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