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What did the door say to the knocker during their argument? 'You're just not hitting the right note!
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I asked my friend to stop making about knockers. He said, 'That's just doorable!
The Social Media of Door Knocking
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You know your door knocker is living in the digital age when it starts asking for a follow-back after each knock. It's like, I noticed you didn't open the door, but did you check out my Instagram page? I've got some really banging content. Soon, we'll have influencers in the form of door knockers. I can't wait for the day when my door knocker partners with a brand and starts endorsing door-related products.
Knock, Knock... Is That My Door or a Drum Solo?
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My door knocker has a personality disorder. One day it's a gentle tap, like it's afraid to wake someone up, and the next day, it's going all out, like it's auditioning for a rock band. I'm convinced it's moonlighting as a drummer in its spare time. I'm just waiting for it to join a neighborhood garage band, and we'll be the only block with a door-knocker percussion section.
When Door Knockers Collide
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I've got a door knocker that's in an ongoing feud with the neighbor's door knocker. It's like a knock-off version of a rap battle, but with more metallic clanging. I'm thinking of organizing a pay-per-view event in my front yard. Winner gets the title of the Supreme Door Announcer. I've even got a referee shirt ready for when things get really intense.
Door Knockers: The Musical
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My door knocker has big dreams. It's been practicing a new routine, and I think it's aiming for Broadway. Every time someone knocks, it's like a preview of the hottest musical in town. I'm just waiting for it to break into a rendition of Don't Stop Believin' the next time the pizza delivery guy shows up. It's all about creating a memorable entrance, right?
The Knock-Knock Joke Gatekeeper
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I've trained my door knocker to be the ultimate judge of knock-knock jokes. If your joke doesn't make the cut, it won't open the door. I call it the Comedy Club Entrance Test. I've had pizza delivery guys and even Jehovah's Witnesses try their luck. Sorry, folks, if the door doesn't swing open, it means your joke needs some serious punch-up.
Door Knockers Anonymous, Part 2
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My door knocker attended the support group, and now it's got a sponsor – a doorknob in recovery. They've formed a dynamic duo, spreading the word of door etiquette and proper entry protocol. The doorknob even got a chip for staying knob-sober for a year. It's a heartwarming tale of redemption, one door at a time.
The Door Knocker Diet Plan
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I've figured out the latest weight loss trend, and it's not some crazy diet or extreme workout. It's the Door Knocker Diet. Just stand outside my house, knock on the door, and wait for the door knocker to respond. It's like a high-intensity interval workout for your hand. Who needs a personal trainer when you've got a door that's determined to keep you fit?
Door Knockers: The Secret Agents of Your Home
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I've got this door knocker that thinks it's auditioning for a role in a spy movie. Every time someone knocks, it's like it's saying, Shh...someone's here, be cool. I'm half-expecting it to start asking for a secret password. Maybe I should change it to Open Sesame just to keep things interesting. Can you imagine the confusion on the delivery guy's face?
Door Knockers Anonymous
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I'm thinking of starting a support group for door knockers. My door knocker is convinced it's the only one on the block with a real sense of purpose. It's like, Guys, I'm not just a piece of metal; I'm a statement! I can already see them sitting in a circle, sharing stories about the crazy homeowners they've encountered. Today, I knocked on a door with a 'Beware of Dog' sign. Spoiler alert: there was no dog.
The Mystery of the Knocker
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Have you ever noticed that door knockers are like the unsung heroes of the entryway? They're like the bouncers of your home, deciding who gets in and who gets the cold shoulder. But my door knocker? It's got an identity crisis. I swear, sometimes it sounds like it's knocking on the door of opportunity, and other times it's just practicing its percussion skills. I'm waiting for the day it starts playing Stairway to Heaven instead of announcing visitors.
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