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Door knockers are basically the original LinkedIn requests. Someone shows up at your door, knocks, and it's like, "Hey, can I connect with you in real life?" I'm just waiting for the day when we start endorsing each other's door-knocking skills on our virtual profiles.
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Door knockers are the original "read receipts" for homes. You knock, and now the homeowner knows you were there, expecting a response. It's like a physical manifestation of the message, "Seen at 3:45 PM.
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Door knockers are the unsung heroes of the doorbell industry. They don't need batteries, they don't malfunction in the rain, and they never play annoying jingles. They're the silent guardians of entryways.
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You know, door knockers are the only things that get offended when you replace them with a fancy digital doorbell. They're sitting there thinking, "What am I, chopped liver? I've been announcing guests for centuries!
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Door knockers are like the optimistic salespeople of the architectural world. They're out there, thinking, "Maybe this time someone will answer enthusiastically, and we'll have a riveting conversation about woodwork.
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You ever notice how door knockers are like the ancient predecessors of the "ding-dong" text message? It's like, "Hey, I'm here!" but with a little more physical effort. Imagine if we applied this to other areas of life – like texting with a sledgehammer. "I'm outside, SMASH SMASH .
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Have you ever noticed that door knockers are the only things we encourage people to touch on someone else's property? Try doing that with someone's car – just stroll up and start knocking on the window. "Excuse me, I noticed your paint job from across the street!
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Door knockers are the only acceptable way for someone to announce themselves at your home. Imagine if people did that in other places – you're in a public restroom, and suddenly someone starts banging on the stall door like, "Occupied! Just checking!
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Door knockers are the only item in your house that actively encourages strangers to physically interact with your front door. It's like they're saying, "Give it a try! It's just a door – what's the worst that could happen?
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