5 Jokes For King Arthur

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Updated on: Jul 02 2024

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How did King Arthur communicate with his knights? He used 'knight-mail'!

What did King Arthur say when he bought a faulty round table? 'This deal is a little 'off-center'!

What did King Arthur say when his horse wouldn't move? 'Quit 'horsing' around!

Why did King Arthur go to the dentist? To get his 'crown' checked!

How did King Arthur ensure he had loyal subjects? He 'knighted' them with kindness!

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