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King Arthur's Round Table
Arguments Over Seating Arrangements
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The Round Table meetings were like any other office meeting, except with knights. "Sir Galahad, please submit your quest report." And Sir Galahad goes, "Oh sorry, I forgot to slay the dragon. Got caught up binge-watching 'Game of Thrones'.
King Arthur's Knights
Balancing Chivalry and Modern Life
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Those knights had a code of honor, you know. It's like they invented "bro code" before bros were a thing. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's horse," but honestly, my neighbor's Wi-Fi password is way more tempting these days.
Excalibur, the Sword
Dealing with High Expectations and Practical Use
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Excalibur was the talk of the town. People would ask, "Is it sharp?" And I'd say, "Sharp? It's so sharp, it slices through bread and destiny with equal ease.
Merlin, the Wizard
Keeping Up with Magical Expectations
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Merlin was a big believer in destiny. He'd be like, "Arthur, it's your destiny to be king!" Meanwhile, I'm just trying to figure out if it's my destiny to order pizza tonight or not.
Guinevere, Queen of Camelot
Navigating Royal Expectations and Love Affairs
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Guinevere's love triangle drama was like medieval reality TV. "Will she choose Arthur or Lancelot?" Honestly, I think she was just waiting for someone to invent Tinder to swipe her way out of that mess.
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