6 Kids Under 5 Jokes

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Jun 27 2025

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Why did the toddler bring a ladder to the bar? Because he wanted to reach the high chairs!
Why did the baby bring a suitcase to the park? Because he wanted to pack a picnic!
I told my son he couldn't have dessert before dinner. He said, 'Fine, I'll just have dinner twice.
Why did the baby bring a ladder to the playground? Because he wanted to go to the next level!
I told my toddler I couldn't find his favorite toy. He replied, 'Maybe you should use your eyes, Mom – they're not toys!
I asked my toddler if he could count to ten. He replied, 'Yes, but only when I'm barefoot.

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