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Why did the baby bring a pencil to bed? In case he wanted to draw his dreams!
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Why don't babies ever tell secrets? Because they can't keep things under wraps!
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You know, parenting a kid under 5 is like trying to negotiate a ceasefire between warring nations. One minute, they're best friends sharing toys, and the next, they're locked in a battle of epic proportions over who gets the green cup. It's the Cold War but with Legos.
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Have you ever tried reasoning with a tiny human dictator? Yeah, that's what it's like negotiating with a toddler. They're these tiny, adorable creatures with the negotiation skills of a seasoned FBI interrogator. No cookies before dinner? Suddenly, you're in the midst of a full-blown international diplomacy crisis.
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Kids under 5 have this amazing ability to sense when you're on an important call. It's like they have a radar for the most inconvenient moments. You could be discussing global economics or trying to schedule a rocket launch—bam! That's the precise moment they decide to showcase their impression of a fire truck at full volume.
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Ever played the game Guess What's in the Pocket? Yeah, every parent with a toddler is an unwilling contestant. From worms to toy cars to half-eaten snacks, it's like they're preparing for an impromptu show-and-tell session in the most unexpected places.
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You know, kids under 5 have this incredible talent for making you question your own sanity. You find yourself having conversations like, No, honey, we don't eat crayons, or Please, for the love of all things holy, don't put spaghetti in your hair. It's like living in a sitcom written by a chaos-loving screenwriter.
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I've realized kids under 5 have an incredibly accurate built-in alarm clock. It's set to go off precisely 2 minutes before you were planning to sneak in a quick power nap. They've got this supernatural ability to detect the exact moment your eyelids start to droop.
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Ever seen someone negotiate with a tiny human over the color of their socks? Trust me, it's a showdown worthy of a high-stakes poker game in Vegas. Suddenly, every decision becomes a battle of wills, and you find yourself hoping that the red sock doesn't cause a fashion meltdown.
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Ever tried teaching a toddler about inside voice? It's like trying to explain quantum physics to a goldfish. They either whisper so quietly you need a sonic amplifier to hear them or they're loud enough to wake up the neighbors, the neighbors' dog, and probably a hibernating bear.
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You know, kids under 5 are like tiny tornadoes with sticky fingers. They'll wreck your house and leave a trail of mystery goo wherever they go. You'll find that stuff in places you didn't even know existed! I mean, my kitchen sponge has more secrets than Area 51.
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You know, kids under 5 are like live-in comedians. They have this knack for comedic timing that's both impressive and terrifying. Just when you think you've got a handle on things, they unleash a perfectly timed joke or an unexpected dance move that makes you question who's really running the show.
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