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Let's talk about bedtime with kids. It's like negotiating with tiny terrorists. My friend's daughter is a bedtime negotiator. She's like, "Five more minutes, please!" I'm like, "Do you even know what negotiation means? I tried that with my boss, didn't go well." But these kids, they're persistent. They should teach bedtime negotiation skills in business school.
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You ever notice how kids can be incredibly funny? I mean, they're like tiny comedians in training. My nephew, for instance, comes up to me the other day and says, "Why did the math book look sad?" I'm like, "I don't know, why?" And he goes, "Because it had too many problems!" I was like, "Kid, you just solved the equation to my heart.
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Have you ever tried to eavesdrop on kids' conversations? It's like a philosophical discussion mixed with a game of tag. I overheard these kids debating the existence of monsters under the bed. One kid said, "I don't believe in monsters." The other one goes, "Well, you haven't seen my mom when I don't clean my room." Touche, little philosopher, touche.
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Kids are the most honest critics. They have no filter. My niece saw me the other day and said, "Why do you have lines on your face?" I'm like, "Well, kid, those are the laugh lines from dealing with adults." And she goes, "You should laugh less." I'm getting beauty advice from a six-year-old.
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