7+ Best One Liners kids that are really funny Jokes

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I asked my kid how school was. He said, 'It was good. I survived.

My kid said he wanted to be a comedian. Now he's laughing all the way to the principal's office.

I told my kids they could have ice cream after dinner. They're still waiting for dinner.

I told my kids they could watch TV or read a book. The TV has been staring at a blank wall for hours now.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

I told my kids they could be anything they wanted. Now they want to be asleep by 8 pm.

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