8+ Best One Liners kids not yo mama jokes Jokes

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Why did the kid bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

What did one plate say to another? Tonight, dinner's on me!

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

How do you organize a space party for kids? You planet!

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

Why don't kids ever trust stairs? Because they're always up to something!

What did the kid say when he swallowed a coin? I want my two dollars!

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