5 Kids Not Yo Mama Jokes Jokes

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Updated on: May 03 2025

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The Clueless Babysitter

Navigating the chaos of babysitting without a manual
I asked the babysitter if she knew how to handle picky eaters. She said, "Oh, I've got this," and handed the kid a plate of kale chips and quinoa nuggets. That's not handling; that's setting the stage for a toddler revolt. I miss the days when mac and cheese were the ultimate peacekeepers.

The Overprotective Grandparent

Navigating modern parenting techniques
My grandmother is convinced that everything in the world is a choking hazard. She once saw my kid with a popsicle and panicked. I said, "Mom, it's a popsicle, not a sword! The only danger here is brain freeze, not a medieval battle.

The Exhausted Parent

Juggling work, parenting, and a desire for sleep
Parents are basically superheroes without capes, because who has time for capes when you're buried in laundry, homework, and an unending cycle of "Can I have a snack?" I'm just waiting for the day my kid realizes that my superpower is finding lost toys in plain sight.

The Overly Enthusiastic Teacher

Balancing excitement and reality
I got a note from my son's teacher that said, "Your child has a vivid imagination." Translation: He told the entire class he's secretly a ninja superhero who fights crime with his teddy bear. I guess he's preparing for a career in unconventional law enforcement.

The Tech-Savvy Teen

The generation gap in understanding technology
The other day, I asked my teenager what he was doing on his computer, and he said, "I'm coding." I peeked at his screen, and he was rearranging emojis on his Instagram bio. Coding has really evolved since my days of typing "Hello World" into a computer the size of a refrigerator.

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