6 Kids Grass Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 30 2025

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Why did the grasshopper start a podcast? It wanted to hop into people's ears with grassy tales!
Why was the grass so happy? It had a lot of lawn-term goals!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? He was outstanding in his field of grass!
Why did the grasshopper start a stand-up comedy career? It wanted to hop into the spotlight!
Why did the grasshopper join a gym? It wanted to get in hop-timal shape!
How do you make a grasshopper laugh? Tell it a grass joke! They're hop-tastically funny!

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