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Kids and their obsession with perfect lawns – it's like they're in a competition for the most flawless green carpet. Meanwhile, my lawn is more of a wild, untamed adventureland, complete with hidden treasures like forgotten toys and rogue sprinklers.
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The other day, I overheard my kids talking about "cool grass." Apparently, there's a whole rating system now – the cooler the grass, the more street cred you have in the neighborhood. I must have missed the memo on trendy lawns!
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Have you noticed how kids can spot a patch of grass from miles away and turn it into an impromptu picnic spot? Meanwhile, I'm just over here wondering when grass became a suitable substitute for a picnic blanket.
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You know you're getting old when you start complaining about the kids these days and their fancy "grass." Back in my day, grass was just something we played on, not something you meticulously water and trim!
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Kids these days have the greenest lawns, thanks to all the high-tech fertilizers and irrigation systems. When I was a kid, the only fertilizer our lawn got was from the neighbor's dog, and our irrigation system was called "the hose.
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Remember when the height of excitement was finding a four-leaf clover in the grass? Now, kids get excited about finding Wi-Fi signals while rolling around in the backyard. Times have truly changed.
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I asked my kids why they love playing on the grass so much. Their profound response: "Because it's not screen time, Dad." Little did they know, my generation's version of "screen time" involved staring at the TV through the window while mowing the lawn.
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As a parent, I've learned that the sound of kids playing on grass is directly proportional to how much you'll spend on Band-Aids. It's like a symphony of laughter followed by the occasional "ouch.
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I tried to impress my neighbors by growing a lush green lawn, but my kids had a different idea. They turned it into a soccer field. Who knew grass could have multiple purposes – one for aesthetics, the other for sports injuries?
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