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The Overprotective Parent
Trying to keep kids safe on grass
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Overheard at the park: "Don't play on that patch of grass; it's reserved for kids with a GPA of 4.0 or higher.
The Paranoid Kid
Imagining all the dangers hidden in the grass
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My kid thinks the grass is secretly plotting against them. They said, "I saw it rustling. It's either planning an attack or trying to learn the cha-cha.
The Competitive Parent
Turning kids playing on grass into a competition
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I tried to have a friendly chat with another parent, and they said, "Oh, sorry, I can't talk right now. I'm training my kid for the Grass Olympics. We're going for gold in the 100-meter dash and synchronized rolling.
The Environmentalist Kid
Balancing love for nature with playing on the grass
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My kid asked for a solar-powered lawnmower for their birthday to reduce their carbon footprint. I said, "How about we start by turning off the lights when you leave a room?
The Lazy Babysitter
The struggle to supervise kids playing on the grass
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I asked my babysitter if she watched the kids playing in the grass. She said, "Yeah, I watched them from the window while binge-watching my favorite show. It's called 'The Grass is Greener on Netflix.'
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