6 Kids And Adults Jokes

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Updated on: Dec 08 2024

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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

My daughter asked me for a bookmark, but I can't remember where I put it. She's still looking for it!

I asked my son to put the cat out. Now I can't get back in!

I told my daughter she needs to be more grounded. Now she's making mud pies!

My son asked me if I was a magician. I said, 'No, why?' He replied, 'Because whenever I look at you, everyone disappears!

My kid said she wanted to be a vegetarian. I said, 'You can't be serious.

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