5 Job Applications Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 30 2025

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The Tech-Savvy Luddite

When you're great with technology but applying for a job that requires minimal tech skills.
Went for a job as a fisherman. They asked if I'm good with nets. I said, "I've caught so many Pokemon with Pokeballs, how different can it be?

The Master Procrastinator

When you've waited too long to apply for jobs.
Applied to be a detective. They asked for my track record, and I said, "Well, I can find my TV remote in under an hour. Shouldn't be too different, right?

The Unqualified Dreamer

When you're underqualified but overly ambitious.
Went for a lifeguard position without knowing how to swim. They asked, "Can you handle a rescue mission?" I said, "Of course, I've saved all my Sims from drowning; this is just on a larger scale.

The Overqualified Applicant

When you're overqualified for a job, but you desperately need it.
Job interviewer: "You're overqualified for this position." Me: "No, I'm not. I've just mastered the art of looking desperate on paper.

The Confused Multitasker

When you apply for jobs in completely unrelated fields.
Tried my luck applying for a zookeeper position and a rock band lead singer. They asked, "Why both?" I said, "I can tame lions and audiences alike. It's all about managing wild beasts.

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