6+ Best One Liners Jokes For job application

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I applied for a job at the gym. They said I wasn't fit for the position.

I told the interviewer I'm a self-starter. They said, 'Congratulations, you're hired as the office coffee machine!'

I told the hiring manager I'm flexible. They said, 'Can you start tomorrow?' I said, 'No, I mean yoga flexible.'

I applied for a job at the circus. They said I didn't have enough experience juggling responsibilities.

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. Does that count as a skill on a job application?

I applied for a job at a zoo. They said I was too koalafied.

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