5 Jokes For Job Application

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 27 2025

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Overenthusiastic Intern

Eager to impress but lacking experience
I applied to be a lifeguard, and they asked about my swimming qualifications. I said, "I've played a lot of Marco Polo in my time. I'm practically an aquatic expert.

Procrastinator

Applying for a job last minute
I applied for a job as a time traveler. They said they'd get back to me in the past if I got the position. I'm still waiting.

Creative Résumé Designer

Making your job history sound more exciting than it is
I listed "Chair of the Office Birthday Committee." They asked about my leadership skills, and I explained how I successfully organized a surprise party with only one balloon and half a cake.

Unconventional Job Seeker

Applying for jobs in unexpected fields
I applied for a job as a professional Netflix binge-watcher. They asked about my binge-watching skills, and I proudly stated, "I finished a whole season in one sitting. No bathroom breaks. That's commitment.

Overqualified Applicant

Applying for a job that's beneath your skillset
Applying for a cashier position, they asked if I had any experience handling money. I told them I once found a quarter on the sidewalk, but they weren't as excited about my financial prowess as I thought they'd be.

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