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I tried to impress my date with some historical trivia, so I casually brought up Jimmy Savile. Let's just say, nothing kills the romantic vibe faster than discussing a guy who was famous for fixing it in post...mortem.
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You ever notice how people's Google searches can reveal a lot about them? My friend borrowed my laptop, and when I got it back, I checked the search history. Suddenly, I'm questioning our friendship because there's a whole section about "Jimmy Savile conspiracy theories." I'm like, "Dude, I just wanted to know the weather!
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You ever notice how some people have this uncanny ability to bring up the most unexpected names in a conversation? I was discussing weekend plans, and suddenly someone goes, "Yeah, just like that time with Jimmy Savile." I'm like, "Whoa, hold on, I was talking about brunch, not breaking news from the '70s!
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So, I was watching a documentary about Jimmy Savile the other day. You know you're in for a wild ride when the opening credits include "viewer discretion advised." I'm thinking, "Did I accidentally stumble into a horror movie about fashion crimes?
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You ever notice how some people have the ability to turn any topic into a conspiracy theory? I brought up Jimmy Savile in a conversation, and suddenly I'm hearing about secret societies, lizard people, and the hidden messages in his wardrobe choices. I just wanted to discuss questionable fashion, not decode the Da Vinci Code.
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Remember those times when you'd hear a weird noise at night, and your imagination would run wild? Now, thanks to the internet, we just assume it's Jimmy Savile's ghost DJ-ing a spooky remix of the Top 40 hits.
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I was at a trivia night, and the category was 'Infamous Figures in Pop Culture.' Of course, Jimmy Savile came up. I've never seen a room collectively shift from laughter to uncomfortable silence so fast. It's like the DJ changed the mood from a comedy club to a crime scene investigation.
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I asked my friend if he knew any good jokes, and he goes, "Have you heard the one about Jimmy Savile?" I'm like, "Dude, that's not a joke, that's a scandal. Let's stick to knock-knock jokes or something safer, like discussing my tax returns.
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You ever notice how our grandparents had a knack for making everything sound nostalgic? "Back in my day, we didn't have smartphones; we had to entertain ourselves with stories." Yeah, well, our stories didn't involve hiding in closets with Jimmy Savile, Grandma!
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