5 Jokes For Jimmy Savile

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 21 2024

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Stage Manager Trying to Keep the Show Running Smoothly

Juggling the chaos backstage and ensuring a seamless performance
Keeping a show on schedule is tough. It's like trying to wrangle time itself. "Hey, Time, we've got a show to do!" And Time's like, "I move at my own pace, buddy.

Comedy Club Waiter

Balancing customer satisfaction with the comedian's unpredictable jokes
The hardest part of my job is keeping a straight face when a customer asks, "Can I get a refund? I didn't realize the comedy would be so funny.

Late Night Security Guard at the BBC Studio

Trying to prevent another Jimmy Savile incident
My boss told me, "Keep an eye out for anything unusual." I'm like, "In the entertainment industry? That's my entire job!

Janitor Cleaning Up After a TV Show Taping

Dealing with the mess left behind by celebrities
I'm pretty sure my mop has seen more famous faces than I have. It's like a VIP pass to the secret lives of the rich and messy.

Front Row Audience Member

Trying not to become the punchline while enjoying the show
I came for the laughs, but I didn't sign up for the comedian roasting my choice of outfit. Note to self: never wear a hat that screams, "Make fun of me!" to a comedy club.

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