6 Jokes For Jim Gaffigan

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Updated on: Apr 10 2025

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I told Jim Gaffigan he should open a bakery. He said, 'Nah, I'd rather just rise to the occasion on stage!
I asked Jim Gaffigan if he likes to dance. He said, 'Only when I'm trying to shake off the calories!
I asked Jim Gaffigan for dating advice. He said, 'Just make sure they're okay with your love for pizza and bad jokes!
I asked Jim Gaffigan for a haircut, and he said, 'Sure, I'll trim the fat.' Now, I'm bald and craving bacon.
I told Jim Gaffigan I was reading a book on anti-gravity. He said, 'That's impossible to put down!
I asked Jim Gaffigan if he believes in ghosts. He said, 'Only when my jokes die on stage!

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