5 Jokes For Jim Gaffigan

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 10 2025

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Traffic Jams

The absurdity of traffic jams, especially when you're already late.
Traffic jams are the only place where you can witness a person go from "I'm going to be late" to "I live here now" in under an hour.

Technology Woes

The love-hate relationship with constantly evolving technology.
The only time my phone battery lasts longer than 24 hours is when I accidentally leave it at home.

Parenting

Balancing the joy of parenting with the chaos it brings.
The real parenting achievement: successfully hiding your favorite snacks from your kids. It's the real-life Hunger Games.

Late Night Snacking

The struggle between the desire for a midnight snack and the fear of waking up the entire household.
I'm not saying I'm a ninja, but I can open a candy wrapper in complete darkness without making a sound. My family disagrees.

Fitness Resolutions

The ambitious start and inevitable abandonment of New Year's fitness resolutions.
The only workout I consistently do is running late. It's high-intensity and comes with the added bonus of cardio.

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