6 Jokes For Jiffy

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Updated on: Dec 21 2024

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I told my friend I'd call him in a jiffy. He's been waiting by the phone for a week—I guess my jiffies are a bit long!
My friend challenged me to a race. He said, 'I'll beat you in a jiffy!' I laughed, then I won—turns out a jiffy was longer than he thought!
My cat thinks he's lightning fast. I told him, 'You're more like a jiffy jet!' He just flicked his tail and ignored me.
Why was the stopwatch so good at telling jokes? Because it always did them in a jiffy!
My friend claimed he could eat a whole pizza in a jiffy. I said, 'That's easy as pie!' Turns out, pizzas aren't pies!
I told my friend I'd paint their portrait in a jiffy. It's still drying—I might have used too much paint!

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