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I tried to set a world record for completing tasks in a jiffy, but apparently, there's no official timer for that. Maybe they thought I was just really good at procrastinating.
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I asked my dog to fetch my keys in a jiffy. He looked at me like I'd just asked him to explain Einstein's theory of relativity. "Dude, I'm good, but not that good.
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I asked a magician how he pulled off his tricks so smoothly. He grinned and said, "A magician never reveals his secrets, but I can tell you, it's all done in a jiffy." Now I'm convinced there's a Hogwarts for time wizards.
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I tried to explain the concept of a jiffy to my grandma, and she just raised an eyebrow and said, "Back in my day, we called that 'ASAP' or 'right this second.' Jiffy sounds like a brand of peanut butter, dear.
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You ever notice how when you're waiting for someone, they promise they'll be quick, like, "I'll be back in a jiffy." But then, 30 minutes later, you're sitting there wondering if they got lost in the Bermuda Triangle of errands.
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They say time flies when you're having fun, but have you ever noticed that it also does a sprint when you're in a jiffy? It's like my watch is in on some secret mission to mess with my schedule.
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You know you're in a real hurry when you start measuring time in "jiffies." "I'll be there in a jiffy!" Translation: I'm running late, but I'll throw in some confidence to make it sound like it's intentional.
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Time management tip: If you want to impress people with your efficiency, just casually drop the word "jiffy" into the conversation. "Oh, I finished that report in a jiffy." It's all about the jiffy credibility.
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Hold on, I'll fix it in a jiffy," said the handyman. Translation: Get ready to wait, and if you're lucky, he might show up before the next leap year.
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