7 Jokes For Jesse

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Updated on: Nov 14 2024

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I asked Jesse how he stays cool in the summer. He said, 'I just stand next to the fan!
I asked Jesse if he's good at math. He said, 'I'm average – just mean sometimes!
I asked Jesse if he believes in ghosts. He said, 'No, but they believe in me – I'm just that charming!
I asked Jesse if he's into fitness. He said, 'Yeah, fitness whole pizza in my mouth!
I asked Jesse if he's ever been on TV. He said, 'Yeah, but it was just for breaking news!
I asked Jesse if he wanted to hear a construction joke. He said, 'Sure, but I'm still building up to it!
I told Jesse I could make a car out of spaghetti. He didn't believe me until I drove pasta!

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