5 Jokes For Jesse

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 14 2024

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The Co-Worker's Dilemma

Working with Jesse
Jesse has this unique talent of disappearing right before the boss walks in. It's like he has a sixth sense for impending work. I'm starting to think he's a wizard, but instead of a wand, he just waves his keyboard and makes deadlines disappear.

The Roommate's Perspective

Living with Jesse
I asked Jesse to take out the trash, and he said, "Sure, I'll do it later." Later? How much later are we talking about? Is there a procrastinator's manual that I missed?

The Dating Dilemma

Trying to Date Jesse
Jesse said he's into long walks on the beach. Great, right? Until he clarified that by "long walks," he meant strolling at a pace slower than a snail with arthritis. I've never appreciated the phrase "taking things slow" more.

The Fitness Fanatic's Nightmare

Jesse's Workout Routine
I suggested we go for a run, and Jesse said, "I'm more of a jogger. You know, it's like running but with extra time to appreciate the scenery." Jesse, we're running in a parking lot. There's no scenery!

The Tech Support Nightmare

Jesse and Technology
I once found Jesse talking to his computer, saying, "Please, just once, can you do what I want?" I asked if it worked, and he said, "No, but it makes me feel better." Well, Jesse, maybe you need a tech therapist instead.

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