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So, I've been having a tough time in the dating scene lately. You know it's bad when even Jeffery Dahmer has better relationship advice than your friends. I asked him for some tips, and he said, "Well, first, you have to really connect with someone on a deep, personal level." I'm like, "Jeffery, that's great and all, but I was thinking more along the lines of 'How do you pick a restaurant?'" Dating advice from a serial killer, what could go wrong?
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I heard Jeffery Dahmer actually tried his hand at stand-up comedy once. Yeah, apparently, he wanted to lighten the mood a bit. His opening joke was, "Why did the cannibal go to the barbecue? To get a little 'bite' to eat!" I mean, come on, Jeffery, you might be a master of dark humor, but I don't think that's the kind of stand-up we were expecting. Maybe stick to cooking, buddy.
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You know, I recently stumbled upon this cooking show called "Cooking with Jeffery Dahmer." Yeah, apparently, even notorious serial killers have a hidden talent for the culinary arts. The first episode was all about making finger foods, and I thought, "Well, he certainly has experience with that!" But seriously, who would've thought that a guy known for his, uh, unconventional tastes, would be giving us recipes for a killer dinner party?
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So, I found Jeffery Dahmer's playlist the other day. Yeah, I didn't know he had a musical side. It's all these songs about love and relationships. I'm thinking, "Is this guy serious?" I mean, I can't listen to a love ballad without wondering if it's a soundtrack to dismemberment. Imagine being on a road trip with him, and he's like, "Hey, let me play you my favorite song. It's to die for!" No thanks, Jeffery, I'll stick to my own playlist.
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